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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Fee Surprise

    Two brawny men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once…
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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…
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    Shoebox Dolls

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

    The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer…
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    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
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    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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    Taste It

    One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…
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    Church Hopping

    A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a…
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    Little Johnny Tested

    The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a…
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    Grandpa's Day Out

    Grandpa's Day Out A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa…
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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

    A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase…
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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    Golf Lesson

    This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one…

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.

The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, "Fore!"

His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat, yelled back, "Four fifty!"

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