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Talking Surprise

On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses. After riding several miles, one of the horses said, "Whew, sure is hot today."

The farmer, obviously surprised, said aloud, "Wow, I didn't know that horse could talk!"

The dog replied, "Neither did I."

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