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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

    I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is…
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    The Violin

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    Dead Faint

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    Call For A Ride

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    Waiting for Dark

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    Better Preacher

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    Life After Death

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    Ticket Purchase

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    Good Robbery

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Beautiful Name Tag

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    Heat Wave Humor

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    Prenatal Visit

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    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…
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    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
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    Class Reunions

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During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."

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