logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Haircut ID

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
  • picture of an open hard drive

    Yesterday Computer Song

    Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday,…
  • money

    Poor Widow

    A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at…
  • Default Image

    Government Work

    You know you work for the government when:The process becomes more important than the…
  • Default Image

    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
  • Default Image

    Boy Scout Tips

    A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the…
  • Default Image

    Note From Judge

    During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on…
  • Default Image

    Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

    *Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir*10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. This…
  • Default Image

    Waking Up Grumpy

    A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude…
  • golf bag

    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
  • Default Image

    Inclusive Poster

    Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human…
  • Default Image

    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Suit

    The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the…
  • Default Image

    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three taps meant "Yes," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."

Powered By JFBConnect