logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Request

    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
  • chickens

    Eggsacting Solution

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
  • Default Image

    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
  • vaccum cleaner_hose

    Vacuum Manure

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a…
  • Default Image

    My Dog At It

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
  • Default Image

    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…
  • Default Image

    Baggage Problem

    The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into…
  • Default Image

    Bulletproof

    The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers…
  • A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.

    Questions

    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
  • Default Image

    Bicycle Accidents

    In the early 1990's, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Stories

    *PULLED OVER* "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the…
  • Default Image

    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
  • Default Image

    Murphy's Laws on Computers

    *Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.-…
  • Default Image

    Bump Start

    About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the…
I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "but I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long as you're living in my house, I think you should respect my wishes."

I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness.

Then came the 'coup de grace': "Besides, Mom, you're 75 years old! You don't need a tattoo!"
Powered By JFBConnect