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    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

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    Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

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    Makeup Routine

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    Rules for Laboratory Workers

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    Temperance River

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    Dining Out

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    Kids' Letters to the President

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    Flossing

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    Change Help

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    Bad News From The Doctor

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    A Hi-Tech Litmus Test

    This morning, on the church newsletter were these instructions:Hold this paper close to…

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how she thought she had found her life's calling and could she send her some information.

The lady who answered the phone asked the student what number she was calling. The student told her and there was a long pause.

Then the woman said, "You misspelled teach."

 

 

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