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    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
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    Dark Parachute Jumps

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.The first Pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Parrot Auction

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Kind Word

    A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his…
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    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
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    Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

    Things dogs should try to remember: The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even…
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    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
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    Dining Out

    The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table; Mr. & Mrs. Smith…
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    School Days

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to…
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    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
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    Tennis Ball Lesson

    A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each…
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    Ploughing at Night

    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.…
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    Farewell Song

    There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a…

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how she thought she had found her life's calling and could she send her some information.

The lady who answered the phone asked the student what number she was calling. The student told her and there was a long pause.

Then the woman said, "You misspelled teach."

 

 

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