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Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot."

Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a message on the secretary's desk: "Your computer is suffering from an identity disorder."

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