logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Blood Flow

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter…
  • Default Image

    Breakfast Call

    When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
  • Default Image

    Coin Test

    During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.…
  • Default Image

    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
  • fridge

    Murphy's Laws for Parents

    1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof…
  • Default Image

    Goober & Cell Phone

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first…
  • Default Image

    In the Fitting Room

    My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched…
  • Default Image

    Lost Pigs

    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
  • Default Image

    Goober Love Poem

    Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
  • Default Image

    Finkel's Fine

    A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk…
  • Default Image

    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
  • Default Image

    Wilderness Trip

    The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…
  • school house

    Johnny's F

    Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie…
  • Default Image

    Work Phrases Explained

    *Work Phrases Explained*Activate:To make carbons and add more names to the memo.Advanced…
  • Default Image

    Midterm Exam

    The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of…

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Ten minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

Ten minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

One hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.

Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE

Powered By JFBConnect