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    Circle Stand

    Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The…
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    Enlisting Choices

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    Tourism Promotion

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    Doctor Visit

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    Young Love

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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
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    Roast Woes

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    Dusty Comeback

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    Parking Solution

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    Rifle Tech Support

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    Flower Oil

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    Kitty Hostage

    My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
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    Home For The Holidays

    A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she…
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    Last Minute Turkey

    It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on…
Log on: making a wood stove hotter
Log off: don't add no more wood
Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download: gettin the farwood off the truck
Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood
Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood
Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time
Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time
Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside
Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season
Byte: what dem flys do
Chip: munchies fer the TV
Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: whacha did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys
Software: them plastic forks and knifes
Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole
Main frame: holds up the barn ruf
Port: fancy Flatlander wine
Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all
Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the......
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