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    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
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    Words Per Day

    Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about…
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    Refueling

    Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the…
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    Labor Costs

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
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    Crossing Chicken

    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
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    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
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    Fight Lights

    I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that…
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    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
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    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
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    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
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    Rich Uncle

    Two men are talking. One says to the other, "I shouldn't have told my fiancée about my…
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    First Salute

    The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always…
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    Family Support

    The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised…
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    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
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    Marrying Young

    My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece…
Log on: making a wood stove hotter
Log off: don't add no more wood
Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download: gettin the farwood off the truck
Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood
Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood
Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time
Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time
Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside
Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season
Byte: what dem flys do
Chip: munchies fer the TV
Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: whacha did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys
Software: them plastic forks and knifes
Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole
Main frame: holds up the barn ruf
Port: fancy Flatlander wine
Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all
Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the......
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