Log on: making a wood stove hotter

Log off: don't add no more wood

Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove

Download: gettin the farwood off the truck

Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood

Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood

Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time

Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time

Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside

Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season

Byte: what dem flys do

Chip: munchies fer the TV

Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

Modem: whacha did to the hay fields

Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife

Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps

Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys

Software: them plastic forks and knifes

Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn

Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole

Main frame: holds up the barn ruf

Port: fancy Flatlander wine

Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all

Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the......