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Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

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Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2006

- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

- You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. . .

- You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. . .

- People come into your office frequently... to borrow pencils from your ceiling. . . .

- The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. . .

- You forward this joke to friends…

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