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    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
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    Bagel Shop Student

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    Corrections

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    Say Something Positive

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    Knowing About Radios

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    Losing New Balls

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    Baggage Problem

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    Two Teas

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    Y2K - Not so Bad

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    Morning March

    I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Cancelling Cards

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    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
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    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…

Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2006

- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

- You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. . .

- You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. . .

- People come into your office frequently... to borrow pencils from your ceiling. . . .

- The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. . .

- You forward this joke to friends…

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