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Ten Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.  

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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