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    Curve Hand

    A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a…
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    King of The Jungle

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    Anniversary Card

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    Strawberry Fertilizer

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    Interview Phrases

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    Country Tunes

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    Haircut Plan

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    Government Solution

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    Who's the Boss?

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    Tycoon Banter

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    Time Travel

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    Buying Shoes

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    Bridge Trouble

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    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.

2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3 I want to spend more time with my blender.

4 The President said he might drop in.

5 The man on television told me to say tuned.

6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant.

7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.

9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10 I'm building a pig from a kit.

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