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    Bank Line

    With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very…
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    New Appointment

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    Jeep Stuck

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    But Daddy

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    Doctor's Advice

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    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
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    Poor Widow

    A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at…
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    W-a-i-t-i-n-g

    The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was…
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    Audi Alteram Parten

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it…
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    Swim of Love

    Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Free Will

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.…
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    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    Library Lost and Found

    Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten…

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.

2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3 I want to spend more time with my blender.

4 The President said he might drop in.

5 The man on television told me to say tuned.

6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant.

7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.

9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10 I'm building a pig from a kit.

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