logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Thanks Mom

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a…
  • Default Image

    The Cautious Pilot

    Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the…
  • Default Image

    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…
  • Default Image

    Backwoods Delivery

    Deep in the backwoods, the goober's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and…
  • Default Image

    Head Check

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he…
  • Default Image

    The Big Sale

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local…
  • Default Image

    Resume Help

    My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Worries

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,…
  • Default Image

    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
  • Default Image

    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
  • Default Image

    Newbie Preacher

    A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a…
  • Default Image

    Fatherly Chat

    A young woman brings home her fiancĂ© to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Check The List

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
  • Default Image

    "Grace"ous Host

    A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old…
  • Default Image

    Newspaper Ads

    **Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks…

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.

2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3 I want to spend more time with my blender.

4 The President said he might drop in.

5 The man on television told me to say tuned.

6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant.

7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.

9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10 I'm building a pig from a kit.

Powered By JFBConnect