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    Store Safety

    While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker…
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    What is Marketing?

    What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am…
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    Junior's Nickels

    There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The…
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    Coffee Delivery

    The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the…
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    Visiting Grandma

    Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went…
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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
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    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
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    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

    On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of…
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    Measuring Hunger

    The parents in our cycling group were discussing the subject of teenagers and their…
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    Kids' Instructions for Life

    Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive,…
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    Campaign Funding

    Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?…
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    No Place Like Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Diary of A House Husband

    "Diary of A House Husband" This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a…

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.

2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3 I want to spend more time with my blender.

4 The President said he might drop in.

5 The man on television told me to say tuned.

6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant.

7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.

9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10 I'm building a pig from a kit.

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