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    The Night Shift

    A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the…
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    Paid For Standing

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    Sarahrella

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    Haiku Error Messages

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    Dishwashed Verse

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    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
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    Exercise Program

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    Lost In Canada

    An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what…
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    Approval Letter

    After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of…
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    Men, Dogs, Women

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    Online Support Group

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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

    *The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The…
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    Art Interpretation

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
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    State of the Pastor

    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked…
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    Dining In

    My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a…

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)

2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Incuranctions So Sorry Law)

3. When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law)

4. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it's exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of Pi Eyed)

5. The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to its need to be clean. (Law of Campbell's Scoop)

6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of Gotta Go!)

7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo. (The Hair-Wind Principle)

8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of Irreversibility)

9. Arriving for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else else arrived before you. (Law of De Lay)

10. Do not take life too serious, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway. (Law of Absolute Certainly)

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