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    Letter From Home

    I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and…
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    Pilgrim Church

    Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a…
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    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…
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    Penguin Breakdown

    There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As…
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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    More On Candidates

    A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political…
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    Tag Fad

    My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his…
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    Pot-bellied Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman…
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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    Scientist's Convention

    In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the…
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    Name Warning

    On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver."Not only have…
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    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
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    Help Line

    It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been…
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    Dayvorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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