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    Proposal Condition

    Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…
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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00…
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    Roof Chicken

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
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    Army Drab

    My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and…
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    Dynamite Bumps

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Celebrating The Raise

    My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous…
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    Goober Love Poem

    Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
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    Golfing Seniors

    "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty…
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    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
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    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
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    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
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    Waking Up Mad

    One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the…
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    Committee Praise

    The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship…
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    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
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    Kidnapped

    Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers…
1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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