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    Shaving Comeback

    I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was…
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    Where did I come from?

    One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come…
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    Time Management

    The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern…
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    Pants

    Doug had always been teased by his friends that his wife was more successful than he was.…
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    From British Newspapers

    1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    One Parachute

    You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How…
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    Meteor Miss

    As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was…
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    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Bad Day Sign

    You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first…
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    Lawnyer

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Career Change

    When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor…
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    Plane Programming

    At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward…
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    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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