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    Dog House Rules Progression

    1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built…
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    Turtle Ears

    Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various…
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    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Translation Please

    A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
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    Goober Ice Fishing

    A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,…
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    A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of…
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    Whispering In Church

    A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I…
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    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
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    Play Quietly

    Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but…
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    Bicycle Accidents

    In the early 1990's, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very…
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    Whisper Shock

    When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my…
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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Baby Prescription

    A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had…
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    Call Me Leroy

    Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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