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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…
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    Award Shows

    Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show…
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    Flood Prediction

    Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope…
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    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
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    What He Says - What He Means

    What He Says - What He Means"I'm going fishing."Really means: "I'm going to stand by a…
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    Getting Fat

    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Sick At Church

    Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden vomit…
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    Happy Birthday Line

    Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan,…
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    Houdini Wannabe

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
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    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Testimony Night

    It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
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    Hurry Home

    It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a…
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    House Points

    "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad…
1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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