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    Possessed Computer?

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    Because I Am A Guy

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    Grocery Pickup

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    Shopping Remote

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    Signs of Aging

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    Electrical Officer

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    Baby Growth

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    I Want To Be A Bear

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    Hospital Regulations

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    A Good Haircut

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    Apples for Teachers

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    Charm School 101

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1.  I swallowed a goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain???

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time.

6.  What's it cost to fix a window???

7.  Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8.  I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10.  I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
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