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    Rejected Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
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    Older Parents

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    Heat Wave Humor

    Nothing personal against Texans - change it to any place that is hot. "It's So Hot In…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
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    The Internet's Last Page

    The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We…
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    Drug Shirt

    My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to…
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    Goober Doubling

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    The Patch

    During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his…
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    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
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    Forbidden Words

    An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my…
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    Back To School

    After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the…
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    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…
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    Trio of Puns

    Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous…
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    Vacation Location

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw…

Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code

2. Graphics arrive via FedEx

3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection

4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later

5. Your credit card expires while ordering online

6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989

7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Pac Man"

8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump

9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them

10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

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