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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    Battle Of The Dogs

    The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…
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    Dog Errand

    A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away.…
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    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
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    Ad Woes

    A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss…
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    Light Bulb List Members

    Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1…
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    Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

    - Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen…
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    Next Pastor

    Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and…
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    The Good Night Kiss

    At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened…
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    New Diet

    Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes…
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    Haircut Request

    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
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    There's Teacher

    The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to…
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    Car Cow Sale

    A farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a…
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    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…

Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.

2. Graphics arrive via FedEx.

3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection.

4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later.

5. Your credit card expires while ordering online.

6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989.

7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Pac Man".

8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.

9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.

10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

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