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    Golf Quitter

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    Signs the Childhood is Over

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    Doctor Keeps Trying

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    Cover All Exits!

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    Dangling Participles

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    Goobers Fishing

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    Reading At Lunchtime

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A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.  "It's going fine", the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" the girl asks enthusiastic.

"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"

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