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    Prayer Postions

    Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman…
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    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
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    Signs You Are Broke

    1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course…
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    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
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    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
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    Ten Step Guide To Being Handy Around The House

    *Ten Step Guide To Being Handy Around The House*1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a…
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    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

    One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Picnic Pains

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…
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    Solid to Gas

    Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions…
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    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
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    Tax Forms

    It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the…
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    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Diet Additive

    During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits…

As the test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrived.

A rescuer saw the bloodied pilot and asked, "What happened?"

The pilot replied, "I don't know, I just got here myself!"

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