For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today.
*A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:*
1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent.
2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory).
3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous.
4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action.
5. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet = We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
7. She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth = That woman can talk
8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here.
9. This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around awhile.
11. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = Rather prone to boasting.
12. You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.