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Texas Cruise

cowboyA Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm.

After seeing the 1,000-acre spread, the Texan bragged that down-home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."

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