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    Huge Steak

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    Out Of Step

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    Field Test

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    Dinosaur Highway

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    Light Bulb List Members

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    Factory Supplies

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    Taps System

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    Late For Class

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    Sightseeing at Alcatraz

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    Some Wacky Definitions

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A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. 

"It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed.  "But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?"

"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans because, uh..."

His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Dan!"

He fell silent and she continued, "You know, it's just ridiculous.  Dan simply will not ask for directions."

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