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    Department Baseball

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    More Dog Quotes

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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    Potential Company Mergers

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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Late at Walmart

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on…
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    Airborne Recruiting

    After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
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    Ticket Excuse

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Sign Fun

    *Sign Fun*On a California freeway: Fine for LitteringIn the window of an Atlanta clothing…
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    Happy Birthday Call

    A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then…
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    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    "How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan."Oh, she's not…

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. 

"It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed.  "But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?"

"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans because, uh..."

His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Dan!"

He fell silent and she continued, "You know, it's just ridiculous.  Dan simply will not ask for directions."

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