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    Worst Horse Ever

    A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The…
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    Forgetfulness

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    Football Confessions

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    Strangest Recording

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    No Contraband

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    Meteor Miss

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    Grandmothers

    The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
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    Label Warning

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    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

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    The Violin

    Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to…
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    Popping Ears

    Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.…
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    More Sayings

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    Slow Train

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    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…
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    Birth Wharp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties.

As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given.

The next year things were different, however.

"The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told a friend triumphantly.

"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused the change in behavior?"

"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign the checks."

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