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Thanksgiving Blessing

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your holiday turkey be plump,
May your potatoes ‘n gravy
Have nary a lump,

May your yams be delicious
May your pie take the prize
May your Holiday Dinner
Stay off your thighs.

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