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Think!

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the…
Hot Shot Pilot

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a…
Pretzel Charity

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young…
Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history…
Overboard Rescue

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
Principal Rounds

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible…
Hunting Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our…
Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute…
Brick Order

A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what…
That's Hospital Coverage!

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…
Quotable Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department…
Caddy Advice

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…
Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's…
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me…
Sermon Sub

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…