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Riding Dead Horses

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Golf Comeback

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Cleaning Instructions

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean…
Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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Restaurant Line

A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet,…
Grandfather Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 45-foot, downhill putt.…
Long Sermon Feedback

After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
Dad's Pay Check

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My…
Out of Fuel

Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger…
Fasten Your Seatbelts

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
Pilot Pride

As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…