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The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
Say Something Positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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School Daze

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
Australian Football

I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never…
Helping Mom

A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
Unwritten Warning Labels

*Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie…
Tech Support

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
The End Of The World

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
Sibling Takings

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
Dad Value

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The…
Computer Acronyms

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…