logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

The 3 stages of man

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

but don't forget the 4th stage....

He LOOKS like Santa Claus.

More Jokes

  • Doctor helps wife with husband's snoring

    Financing Surgery

    A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one…
  • Default Image

    Mother And Child

    A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly…
  • Default Image

    Age Hat

    In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years…
  • Default Image

    Job Search Woe

    Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure…
  • Default Image

    Mom's Time Out

    My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was…
  • Default Image

    The Head Hog

    The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end…
  • Default Image

    Dad Value

    A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The…
  • Default Image

    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
  • Default Image

    Dignified Exit

    One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…
  • do not_disturb

    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
  • Default Image

    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

    The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.…
  • Default Image

    Loudest Band

    For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest…
  • cow joke

    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it. Out loud is even better! 1. Say COW…
  • Default Image

    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…