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    Resume Help

    My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write…
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    Blind Date Slap

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    Online Support Group

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    The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

    A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at…
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    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
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    Addicted to Thinking

    It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.…
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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
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    Money Date

    Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more…
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    Bragging Rights

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    Thoughts On Genealogy

    *Thoughts On Genealogy*~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my…
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    Construction Noise

    During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped…
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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
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    Navajo Wisdom

    About 1969 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts…

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been?  I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds on the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff.  How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."

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