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    Burns and Benny

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    Phonetic Hymn Title

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    New Librarian

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    3rd Grader's Explanation of God

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    Circle Stand

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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Kids View of Science

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    Shopping On Up

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    Comprehending Engineers

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    Silent Drums

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    Fed Up

    Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…
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    Broken Bone

    While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a…
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    Military Man

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A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been?  I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds on the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff.  How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."

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