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    Perfect Pet

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A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been?  I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds on the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff.  How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."

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