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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
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    Charm School 101

    At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm…
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    Crossing Chicken

    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
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    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
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    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…
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    Temperance River

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had…
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    Sewing Machine Ad

    The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last…
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    Loose Fitting Clothing

    April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the…
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    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
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    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
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    High Tech Flying

    The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight. The…
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    Goober Horseback Riding

    A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior…
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    Rifle Tech Support

    It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military…
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    Water Dorm

    When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing…
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    Sleeping Leg

    A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her…

Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.  After an hour long wait, it finally took off.  A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained.

"So it took an hour to fix the problem?" she asked. 

"No," he replied, "It took us an hour to find a new pilot."

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