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The Cowboy's New Car

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

"I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back"

"Not Tex" said the second. "He?ll always be just a good ol? boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he?ll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than any of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he?ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now"

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted "Audi, partners!"
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