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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
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    The Tie

    A man goes into a restaurant and the waitress stops him."Sorry sir, you need to wear a…
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    Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

    -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came…
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    Keep Walking

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.…
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    Flying Follies

    Each year, Chicago Center saves the top 20 excerpts from conversations between airline…
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    Milk Switch

    To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods,…
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    Easter Bunny Pun

    A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping…
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    How To Give Your Cat A Pill

    I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were…
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    Bottle Drive

    The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but…
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    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
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    Interview Phrases

    Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase:…
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    Snake Glasses

    An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very…
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    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
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    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Save Me a Seat

    A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My…

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece she’s got just to see how much it's all worth."

"But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it."

"Simple: If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

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