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    Blind Date

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    More Musings

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    50 Years From Now

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    Animal Superbowl

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    The Company Car

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    Flu Notes

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    Second Wave

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    College Nerves

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    Birth Wharp

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    One Room School

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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    Freshman's Blind Date

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Class Reunions

    Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece she’s got just to see how much it's all worth."

"But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it."

"Simple: If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

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