logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. 

After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite.  The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.  The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello.  I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right.  I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct.  Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct.  And make sure you don't go through the front doors.  We have them locked.  You'll have to go around to the back service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right.  How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right.  We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right.  Everyone here is an FBI agent.  Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?  We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't THINK so!
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • chef bad

    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…
  • Default Image

    Lost in the Woods

    Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do…
  • Default Image

    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
  • Default Image

    Flossing

    As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the…
  • Default Image

    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
  • Default Image

    Goober Y2K Date Change Project Status:

    Y-to-K Date Change Project Status: Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time…
  • Default Image

    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
  • Default Image

    Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

    -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came…
  • Default Image

    Navy Shots

    While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got…
  • vaccum cleaner_hose

    Vacuum Manure

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a…
  • Default Image

    Keyboard Switch

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
  • card

    Birthday Heart Attack

    Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to…
  • Default Image

    In Need of Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
  • plane war

    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
  • Default Image

    Sermon Sub

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…