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The Perfect Man

manThe finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man.

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named:

MR. POTATO HEAD

- He’s tan.

- He’s cute.

- He knows the importance of accessorizing.

- And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

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