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    Camping with Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of…
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    Cruising

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    Shaking Hands

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    Water Dorm

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    Pit Falls

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    Thai This For a Change

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    Hospital Forms

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    Yosemite Bears

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    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

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    Johnny In The Garden

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    Need a Push

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over…
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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
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    Escaped Puppy

    I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard…
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    Bathroom Exasperation

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    Meeting With Teacher

    Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith…

Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. 

"My wife and I were married 75 years ago.  On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.  Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

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