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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Cruise Questions

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    Sorry I'm Late Mom

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    Farming Dream

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    Wedding Report

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    Age Question

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    Ten Commandments

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    Dusty Comeback

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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

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    Movie Impatience

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    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Spelling Help

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    Range Cancelled

    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second…
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    Gift Diamonds

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Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. 

"My wife and I were married 75 years ago.  On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.  Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

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