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    Station Help

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Texas Vacation

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    Dressing Down

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    Art Interpretation

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    Sharing by Example

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    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
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    Silly Mom

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    Soup Solution

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    Goober Horseback Riding

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    Reward Change

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    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
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    Thanksgiving Forecast

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    Goober Eye Pain

    A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye…

Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. 

"My wife and I were married 75 years ago.  On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.  Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

"Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

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