The Politician Dance

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 14 February 2011

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

"All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

Created: 14 February 2011

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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