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    Swindled

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    The Patch

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    The Head Hog

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    Sticking Out

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    Neighborhood Explosion

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    Principal Rounds

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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    Movie Night

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    Construction Noise

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    Pain Management

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    Viaduct Height

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Pickup Backfire

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    Important Political Decisions

    As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
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    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
1. Preserve thyself.

2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.

3. A penny saved is an oversight.

4. Information deteriorates upward.

5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%.

6. Experience is what you get just after you need it.

7. For any given large, complex, hard to understand, expensive problem, there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap wrong answer.

8. Anything that can be changed will be, until time runs out.

9. To err is human; to shrug is service.

10. There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
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