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    Puppy Love

    For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up…
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    Scared Smart

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Low 80's Golf

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    More Insurance Claims

    "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled…
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    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
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    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
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    You Know You Are From Arizona When

    You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without…
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    Chair Philosophy

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    Biblical Spokespersons

    What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the…
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    If They Had a Doting Mother

    *If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I…
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    Politically Correct Football

    The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes…
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    Brightness In Action

    *I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the…
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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

    A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to…
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    Government Car

    As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment…
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    Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you…

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams

10% The prof. never covered this section!

10% Actual knowledge on the subject.

10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute!

10% I knew I should have read the book!

10% Soon this will all be behind me!

10% I hope the curve is really low!

10% PANIC ZONE!

10% Prayers for a flood, fire, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, etc...

10% Eeny, meeny, miny moe...

10% Summer break!

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