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    Goober Ring

    Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
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    Bump Start

    About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the…
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    Sister Cheer Up

    My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening…
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    Will To Remember

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To…
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    Library Lost and Found

    Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten…
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    Border problem

    An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota…
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    The Woodcutter

    This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a…
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    Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

    1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"2. In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."3. "Your…
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    Positive Start

    How to start your day with a positive outlook.1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it…
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    B.O.O.K.

    Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary…
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    Zoo Sign

    Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the…
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    Published Sermons

    After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor.…
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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman…
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    Three Rules

    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to…

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams

10% The prof. never covered this section!

10% Actual knowledge on the subject.

10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute!

10% I knew I should have read the book!

10% Soon this will all be behind me!

10% I hope the curve is really low!

10% PANIC ZONE!

10% Prayers for a flood, fire, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, etc...

10% Eeny, meeny, miny moe...

10% Summer break!

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