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desertThe Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem:

7. Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!

6. You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat.

5. You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.

4. What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?

3. Hey, do you either of you know why "MYRRH" is spelled with a "Y" instead
of a "U"?

2. Okay, whose camel just spit?

And the NUMBER ONE thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem...

1. All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.

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