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    Trio of Puns

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    Shoplifter Excuse

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    Translated Golf

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    Two Teas

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    Late For Sunday School

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    Mom's Special Brownies

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    Colonial Break

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    Glass Honesty

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    I Just Can't Drive Today

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    Cooking Terms

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    The Points System

    For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of…
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    Academic Phrases and Meanings

    The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the…
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    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
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    Preacher and Cowboy

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…

crowd110. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave."

9. Do a halftime trampoline show.

8. With your buddies, spell out your child's name on your chests.

7. Mimic the conductor.

6. Start a paper airplane contest with the program.

5. Clip your toenails.

4. Wear a multi-colored wig and hold up a large, confusing sign.

3. In the middle of the violin piece, say loudly to the person next to you,
"That reminds me...I need to take our cat to the vet."

2. Wear your wife's old cheerleading outfit.

1. Two words: cow bell.

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