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    Landing Check

    I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in…
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    Soap and Water

    A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt…
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    Boy or Girl

    Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Mail Worker

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    Watermelon Mistake

    Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to…
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    Going to Disneyworld

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    Zoo Thank You

    As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives…
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    Kitten Saga

    The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was…
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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    Miles and Eggs

    The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…
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    Typo Apology

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    Longevity

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    Cars Wars

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
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    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…

The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner and
burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.

- By Jack Prelutsky

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