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    Travelling Too Light

    A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A…
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    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
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    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
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    Last Marathon

    Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
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    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
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    Goober Flight Lesson

    A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…
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    Work Show and Tell

    Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of show and…
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    Wet Clothes

    Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her…
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    Farewell Song

    There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a…
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    1-800-45TEACH

    A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a…
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    Clergy Crowd Control

    A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the…
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    Painted Sunset

    Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying…
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    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
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    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
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    Dog Errand

    A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away.…

A goober named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine, which she has never seen before. She sees the slot for money, gets money out of her purse, puts $.65 into the machine, and pushes a letter and a number. She is mesmerised by the coils turning just enough to let out the candy. So, she does this many more times. After a little while, a man comes up behind her and says, "Miss, could you please move? I would like to get some candy."

She replies with, "Excuse me?! Can't you see I'm winning here?!?!"

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