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A goober named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine, which she has never seen before. She sees the slot for money, gets money out of her purse, puts $.65 into the machine, and pushes a letter and a number. She is mesmerised by the coils turning just enough to let out the candy. So, she does this many more times. After a little while, a man comes up behind her and says, "Miss, could you please move? I would like to get some candy."

She replies with, "Excuse me?! Can't you see I'm winning here?!?!"

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