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The Year That Is 2020

new years 20202020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.

2020: It’s like being 16 again.  Gas is cheap and I’m grounded!

2020: Police calling out over a blow horn, “Come out with your hands washed!”

2020:  Tornado warning tomorrow.  Lock the kids in the bathroom.  They can’t come out until you shout, “All clear!”

2020: I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.

2020: And just like that…having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting and rope in your trunk is OK.

2020: Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.

2020: Ladies…time to start dating the older dudes.  They can get you into the grocery store early.

2020: I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.

2020: It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for three weeks now.  We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for fifteen years.

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