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    Shades of Tanning

    Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that…
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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    A Job Worse Than Yours

    The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring…
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    Glacier Work

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Letter Pride

    One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student. "Why,…
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    $50 Question

    A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never…
  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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    The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
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    Price of Oranges

    Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the…
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    Dance Rejection

    A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
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    Dalmation Role

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a…
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    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
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    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
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    Proposal Condition

    Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; she's dead."

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