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    Toaster Request

    When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place…
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    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…
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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

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    Everything is Wonderful

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    Golf Discovery

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    Beware of Bread

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    Medically Speaking

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    Travel Deal

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    Blind Ambition

    Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes. He has inspired me and thousands of…
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    Slow Train

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    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
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    Moose Hunters

    Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good…
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    No Matter What

    Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they…
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    Out Of Step

    As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching…
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    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…

The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; she's dead."

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