Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied.…
More Jokes
-
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN -
Elderly Couple Sharing
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that… -
Police Dog Freeze
A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the… -
Murphy's Laws for Parents
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof… -
Need a Push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over… -
Lodge Meeting
The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She… -
Tea For Two
Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed… -
Spelling Help
My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the… -
Vampire Bat
A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched… -
What is This?
A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them,… -
DIY Complications
The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him… -
Look Like Mom
A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on… -
Elf Pet Peeves
*Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives… -
Oversensitive Reply
I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of… -
In A Few Moments
So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,…
Powered By JFBConnect
Copyright ©
1998 - 2017
Cybersalt Consulting and Communications. All rights reserved.
