Thesaurus Collision

Pastor Tim

Published: Jul 28,2011

Read Time: 1 min

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied.…

Created: Jul 28,2011

Last Updated: Jul 28,2011

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