Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied.…
-
More Jokes
-
Bush Gore Debate
For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this… -
Coach Call
As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much… -
More Laws of Life
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the… -
Vacuum Manure
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a… -
$0.00
In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his… -
Dalmation Role
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a… -
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but… -
First Date Nerves
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks… -
More Cute Kids
On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small… -
Lost Gas Cap
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven… -
Haircut Conversations
*A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:*Oh! That's so cute!Do you think so? I wasn't… -
Insured Voice
A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in… -
You know you're growing old when..
You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your… -
Divider Return
I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me… -
Concert Dreams
Not that I need reminding, but time flies much too fast. When I was a teenager, I used to…
-