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    The Littlest Informant

    As a recently divorced police officer, and new to the dating scene, I was thrilled but…
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    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
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    Grandpa And The Computer

    *Grandpa And The Computer*The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed…
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    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
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    Mom's Special Brownies

    "Mom's Special Brownies"Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup…
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    Three Chairs

    A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    List Management

    Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Spelling Information

    "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that,…
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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

    The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the…
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    Scale Pondering

    Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department…
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    Ask Jeeves

    My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the…
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    What Don't You Have?

    An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have…
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    Dangerous Criminal

    One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she…

~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

~ "Just leave all the lights on .  .  .  it makes the house look more cheery"

~ "Let me smell that shirt.  Yeah, it's good for another week"

~ "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey.  I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

~ "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

~ "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for.  It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

~ "I don't have a tissue with me .  .  .  just use your sleeve"

~ "Don't bother wearing a jacket.  The wind chill is bound to improve"

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