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    Lost in the Woods

    Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do…
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    Family Album

    I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking…
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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…
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    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    The Importance of Correct Punctuation

    We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a…
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    New Pope

    A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One…
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    Genius

    A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Cold Cream Questions

    A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face."Why…
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    Good Old Days

    Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in…
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    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
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    No Contraband

    After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother…
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    Hawaii or Havaii

    These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or…
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    Missing The Obvious

    One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy…

~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

~ "Just leave all the lights on .  .  .  it makes the house look more cheery"

~ "Let me smell that shirt.  Yeah, it's good for another week"

~ "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey.  I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

~ "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

~ "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for.  It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

~ "I don't have a tissue with me .  .  .  just use your sleeve"

~ "Don't bother wearing a jacket.  The wind chill is bound to improve"

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