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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
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    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…
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    Seen Signs

    These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for…
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    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
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    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…
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    Serious Shopper

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
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    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

    1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and…
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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
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    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    Power Lesson

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings…
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    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Y1K Problem

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
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    Surgeon Roast

    Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the…

~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

~ "Just leave all the lights on .  .  .  it makes the house look more cheery"

~ "Let me smell that shirt.  Yeah, it's good for another week"

~ "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey.  I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

~ "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

~ "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for.  It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

~ "I don't have a tissue with me .  .  .  just use your sleeve"

~ "Don't bother wearing a jacket.  The wind chill is bound to improve"

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