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    On Time

    The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger…
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    Missing You

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the…
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    Camping Hints

    When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the…
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    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
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    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

    THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you…
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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
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    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
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    Young Love

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Clutter Advice

    About a week ago, I came across an Internet advice column that told me how to eliminate…
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    Skeleton in the Closet

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Knowing About Radios

    One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a…
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    Shovel Need

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have…
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    Tourism Promotion

    Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this…
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    Take Fore

    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his…
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    Sewing Machine Ad

    The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last…

~ "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

~ "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

~ "Just leave all the lights on .  .  .  it makes the house look more cheery"

~ "Let me smell that shirt.  Yeah, it's good for another week"

~ "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey.  I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

~ "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

~ "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for.  It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

~ "I don't have a tissue with me .  .  .  just use your sleeve"

~ "Don't bother wearing a jacket.  The wind chill is bound to improve"

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