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    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
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    $100.00 Please

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    Zoo Sign

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    Learn Those Numbers

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    Trouble At The Zoo

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    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

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    Head First Entry

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    Evangelist Request

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    Compliments to the Chef

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    Never Too Old

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    Vacuum Persuasion

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    Wire Backup

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    Calling In Sick

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    Restroom Use Policy

    FROM: Human Resources DepartmentSUBJECT: Restroom Use PolicyIn the past, employees were…
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    Old Goats

    A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a…

** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

** Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

** Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

** Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'

** Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

** Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

** Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

** Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

** Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

** Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

** Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist to hold all your calls.

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