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    Time To Wave

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    Mother And Child

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    A Hi-Tech Litmus Test

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    Dear Milkman…

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    Party Advice

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    For Sale Sign

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    Lost

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    The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

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    Grandma and Computer

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    Watery Deal

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    Growing Up

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    Commando Moses

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    Reap What You Sow

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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…

** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

** Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

** Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

** Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'

** Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

** Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

** Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

** Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

** Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

** Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

** Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist to hold all your calls.

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