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    Dad Value

    A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The…
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    Lunch and Learn

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    Sign Fun

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    Away Messages

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    Making Babies

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    Dog Report

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    Dinner Guests

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    Choruses vs Hymns

    young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend. He came home and…
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    Taa-Daa!

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    Innocent Question

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    Baby Wrap

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    Goober 911

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    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl…

** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

** Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'

** Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

** Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'

** Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

** Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor.

** Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

** Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

** Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

** Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'

** Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist to hold all your calls.

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