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    Car Trip

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    Diet Skipping

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    Punishment Withheld

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    Turkey Shopping

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    Fourth Grade Logic

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    Military Intials

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    Packing

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    Jar 47

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    Oarsmen News

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    Golf Lesson

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    Water Dorm

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    No Place Like Home

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frog loveThings Not To Say To On Date

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity leg hair contest.

* I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

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