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    The Perfect Church Design

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month…
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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

    How To Know When You Are Ready For ParenthoodMESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa…
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    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
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    Dieting Buddies

    Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…
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    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
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    Best Man

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    Getting Closer

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    More Church Bulletin Humor

    *More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your…
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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

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    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
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    Know Your Friends

    One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an…
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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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    Check The Mirror

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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?  Only to become troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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