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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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    More Cute Kids

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    The End Of The World

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    Unfinished Quest

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    Government Work

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    Swindled

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    Navajo Wisdom

    About 1969 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts…
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    Coffee For Grandma

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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Military Chat

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    Head First Entry

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    Free Paper

    My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As…
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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…
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    Laboratory Cells

    My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So…
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    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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