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    Are You a Policeman?

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    Coast Guard Keeping

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    Principal Rounds

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    Grandmothers

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    Lawyer Son

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    A Deeper Problem

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    Argument Settled

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    Brotherly Chores

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    Glacier Work

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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