logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dishwashed Verse

    Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it…
  • Default Image

    Trip Tickets

    Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the…
  • Default Image

    Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

    *Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick…
  • Default Image

    Golf Lesson

    This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one…
  • Default Image

    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Excuses

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
  • Default Image

    Ironic Phone Call

    A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "what happened to…
  • Default Image

    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
  • Default Image

    Aging

    ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall…
  • Default Image

    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
  • Default Image

    Starting To Date

    Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you…
  • Default Image

    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

    Old world charm ............. No bathTropical .................... RainyMajestic setting…
  • Default Image

    Garage Wow

    There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Headache

    A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Cut

    Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long,…