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    Goobers Fishing

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    Blind Date

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    Political Faith

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    Sister Cheer Up

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    Airline Announcements

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Fate

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    You Know You're Really A Mom When . . .

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    Bathroom Sign

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    Need Help?

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    Nabbed

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    Careful Pulling The Plug

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    Movie Critic

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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