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    Tip Revenge

    A man finds his seat in the theater, but it's too far from the stage. He whispers to the…
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    Secret Of Life

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    Raise Plea

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    Bunyan Fall

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    Late Excuse

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    Sending It With Him

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    Totally Out of Shape

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    Money Call

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    Laundry Husband

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    Lemon-Aid

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    Vacation Report

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    Living History Museum

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    Toilet Brush

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    How Cold is it?

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    Understanding Art

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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