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    Nephew Caddy

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
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    Movie Night

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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

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    Photo Radar

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    Sunday Lollipop

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    Needle Manners

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    A Captain's Tale

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    Little Johnny's Bike

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    Great Writing

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    Three Important Words

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    Division Of Brick Labor

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    Plus or Minus One

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    Hiccup Cure

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!

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