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    Died In The Service

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    Free Will

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    City Preacher

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    License Picture

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    Police Dog Freeze

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    Speedy Comeback

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    Goober Catch

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    Computer Cup Holder

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    Martha's Way Vs. My Way

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    Word Impatience

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*Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment*

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

- Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.

- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

- Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

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