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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    Moving In Motivation

    My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new house was being built,…
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    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…
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    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
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    Vacation Location

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw…
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    Preacher Tow

    The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for…
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    Grandma and God

    My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are…
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    Backwoods Delivery

    Deep in the backwoods, the goober's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and…
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    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
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    I Think Not

    I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One…
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    Lumberjack

    A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think…
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    Grandfather Putt

    Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 45-foot, downhill putt.…
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    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
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    Job Impressions

    I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always…
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    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…

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- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.

- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

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