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    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

    10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have…
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    Whisper Shock

    When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Favorite Flower

    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
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    How Did You Get Me?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    Religious Lady On Plane

    There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…
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    Passing Pain

    An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good…
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    The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

    A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at…
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    Shopping Remote

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As…
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    Thoughts on Golfing

    A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can…
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    Helpful Executive

    A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing…
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    Bible Confusion

    The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first…

*Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment*

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

- Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.

- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

- Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

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