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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    New Librarian

    The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the…
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    Military Haircut

    Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went…
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    Comments Never Heard at Church

    1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed…
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    Birthday Heart Attack

    Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to…
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    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
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    Things Learned From Children

    Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): * There is no such thing as…
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    Skiing Experience

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    Winter House

    We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was…
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    Not Going to Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

    Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the…
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    Out of Gas Options

    The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to…
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    Card Cover Up

    A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The…
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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…

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