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    She Was Such A Goober

    She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a…
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    Quick Proposal

    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he…
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    28 Ounce Water Pump

    A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says…
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    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
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    Psychology Course

    During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course…
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    Sermon Overtime

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
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    Never Too Old

    Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one…
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    Dads

    My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my…
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    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
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    Cover All Exits!

    During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the…
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    Puppy Power

    Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck…
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    Mrs. Pierpoint

    A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.…
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    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is A Little Slow

    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is A Little Slow1. Text on Web pages displays…
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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Sleep Motivation

    An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a…
Things you'll never hear a man say:

1) Here honey, you use the remote.
2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see!
3) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say:

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2) Can we not talk to each other tonight?  I'd rather just watch TV.
3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
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