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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Movie Critic

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    Liturgical Response

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    You Know It's Hot Outside When…

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    Ten for Sure

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    Market Conditions

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    The Mystery Of Women

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Cherokee Language

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    Carried Away Shopping

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Kids View of Science

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    Painted Sunset

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    Three Important Words

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Things you'll never hear a man say:

1) Here honey, you use the remote.
2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see!
3) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say:

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2) Can we not talk to each other tonight?  I'd rather just watch TV.
3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
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