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    Wise President

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    Unbreakable

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    Blind Pilots

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    Babysitting

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    2 Bad Days

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    The Wedding Dress

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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

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    Correction

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Genius

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    Homework Problem

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    Take Two Instead

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    Blind Date

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    Mother's Intuition

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    Apology

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    Y1K Problem

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Things you'll never hear a man say:

1) Here honey, you use the remote.
2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?  That's one movie I gotta see!
3) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say:

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2) Can we not talk to each other tonight?  I'd rather just watch TV.
3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
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