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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Comments Never Heard At Church

    1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your…
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    Bank Arrangements

    Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman…
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    Gym Oops

    New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
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    Rich Uncle

    Two men are talking. One says to the other, "I shouldn't have told my fiancée about my…
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    Golden Bear Answer

    A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name…
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    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
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    Lost Pigs

    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
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    Shovel Need

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have…
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    Religious Lady On Plane

    There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…
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    Bull Healing

    A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at…
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    Finally Heard

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.The…
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    Bike Training

    Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late…
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    Dr. Dress

    During my surgical residency I was called out of a sound sleep to the emergency room.…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.

After the librarian finished the first page, she asked the children, "Do you think she'll die?"

"Nope," a little girl in the back said. "I saw this last night on FEAR FACTOR."

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