39 And Holding

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 10 May 2007

A young child asked a woman how old she was.

She answered, "39 and holding."

The child thought for a moment, then said,

"And how old would you be if you let go?"

Created: 10 May 2007

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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