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39 And Holding
Pastor Tim
Published: May 10,2007
Read Time: 1 min
A young child asked a woman how old she was.
She answered, "39 and holding."
The child thought for a moment, then said,
"And how old would you be if you let go?"
Created: May 10,2007
Last Updated: Jul 13,2011
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